k.unwrapped

The VA trip turned out to be more fun than I thought. Training was 8:30a-5p so I had the evenings to play with.  I took the Metro from DC and didn’t even get lost. I went to my first *ahem* male review out in MD with my friend who lives in Alexandria (whose coworker was celebrating her 25th b-day) which was a hot ghetto mess LOL. First of all the place was so packed that they had to close off the parking lot. Half them dudes either looked gay or thought that it would be a good idea to imitate that group Pretty Ricky which basically = gay. Something about a man in a g-string is too feminine…I guess because women wear them too. Plus sized ladies showed those dudes so much love and gave up so much $$$…I don’t get it. Of course there’s always that one old ass man, who may look good for his age, but is obviously too damn old to be shaking his money-maker. Then you had the lazy dudes who thought that just by standing in front of me for 5 minutes it would earn him a tip…whatever dude. You better move something man! 

There were two guys that I was impressed with…they were ‘entertainers’ forreal…like they REALLY enjoyed flipping and hanging from the ceiling by the ankle as much as the women enjoyed watching it. But it was a long ass night just to see two worthwhile performers, sheesh.

Last week threw a monkey wrench in my routine. I stayed in a hotel for training that had a gym but did I mosy on down there even once? Nope! F&cked my diet all up and everything. I got back into my routine this week but after 7 days of not hitting the gym it was kind of hard when I finally got back in there. And I refuse to stand on the scale for another week or two lol.

I did meet up with the 40 y/o for dinner but I seriously doubt that I’ll ever speak to him again. I hate when guys try to get all ‘familiar’ way too soon, it’s a BIG turnoff, especially when I say "chill out" and you want to act like you ain’t hear me or you think you’re just that charming. Whatever. I kinda like Don* but I don’t think he’s that into me so I’ve been keeping our interactions to a minimum. We go out sometimes but no more of that boo-loving on the phone for hours sh!t. I went on a couple of other random dates but they sucked but what else is new?