I love you. Forreal. But what beat is it that you’re dancing to at the company ‘holiday’ ("Christmas" is taboo) party? Maybe you’re dancing to the lyrics instead of the beat? Help me understand. Why are you dancing so fast to a beat that’s so…slow?
And why do you walk so fast? Every morning I’m walking as fast as I can…but you always manage to trample me regardless.
This one chick brought a black dude as her date to the ‘holiday’ part…but why was I not surprised? After talking with her for a bit when she first got hired, my inner voice said, "she likes black d!ck." I’m kind of surprised that I was right. Kind of.
I’m tipsy on a Tuesday…for the 2nd time this month…does that make me an alcoholic? In my defense…my job chooses to have the ‘holiday’ party, with open bar, on a Tuesday. Ha.
That is all.
No, it doesn’t make you a drunk.. Alcoholics usually go to meetings. Regular drunks just manage..
Comment by Serenity23 — December 13, 2006 @ 9:49 am
you know, I don’t know what is it about them, but I can always easliy detect the snizzles that are, ummm, more “sympathetic” to black male genitals as well. maybe its a PA thing, who knows
Comment by dyoung — December 13, 2006 @ 9:50 am
haha…
Comment by V — December 13, 2006 @ 12:54 pm
um…some people catch on to me, and some people are SHOCKED when they see my son. I get bewildered looks when people find out he’s mixed.
Comment by Peach — December 13, 2006 @ 1:50 pm
oh wait…lemme answer the questions tho since im white…hehe…I CAN DANCE BIOTCH! I’m no Beyonce but I have rythm (minus the ass) I swear if I had a bigger booty there would be no stoppin me!! haha j.k. have you seen the white girls that stand still, sway side to side and wave one hand up and down when a hip hop beat drops…kills me everytime.
and i walk hella fast because i was in the military and you’re supposed to walk with a purpose. i have no idea why other white folks walk so fast.
Comment by Peach — December 13, 2006 @ 4:15 pm
LOL@ Peach. I like to tell my white friends “it’s a white people thing; there is no other explanation needed”.:))
Comment by Carmen — December 14, 2006 @ 9:25 am
Um..EXACTLY. It’s a white thing. Leave my people alone! I don’t do the one hand in the air though.. PEACH. But I’m lame. I never even saw anyone dance in my entire life until I was probably 17yrs old and was able to catch some MTV at a friend’s house. If you don’t see it.. it’s hard to know where to begin!
Comment by Juli — December 14, 2006 @ 1:42 pm
I just left my company party and it was also open bar. They don’t let us bring outsiders which means there’s some inter company hanky panky going on after folks get liquored up.
Comment by Honest — December 14, 2006 @ 10:31 pm
Juli=slightly chaotic Juli?
Comment by Carmen — December 15, 2006 @ 12:29 am
LOL @ this post
LMAO @ the white people comments
You know they dance to the words! LOL
Comment by Single Ma — December 15, 2006 @ 1:31 am
Yeah, that’s me Carmen..
Comment by Juli — December 15, 2006 @ 1:56 pm
Aha! i wanted to get the link to your new site, but I had kinda become a lurker after awhile (kinda since you stopped talking about those guys…lol), soI didn’t think you’d give it to me.
I hope your son is feeling ok and that ya’ll are staying strong….HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Comment by Carmen — December 15, 2006 @ 4:04 pm
um you have a son? lol
Comment by V — December 15, 2006 @ 4:19 pm
you know who dances surprizingly well…germans. Sounds crazy but those white chicks can dance.
Comment by Peach — December 15, 2006 @ 5:22 pm
Carmen~I will be happy to give it to you… if you can tell me what blog is yours.. Ya gotta be VIP to get up in my new one! LOL You can email me at julithegreat@yahoo.com.
Comment by Juli — December 15, 2006 @ 5:49 pm
It’s on Kiesh’s blogroll, over there—–>THAT “Carmen” would be me.:)
And thank you!
Comment by Carmen — December 16, 2006 @ 2:35 am
Kiesha - I finally found you, girl! After all this damn time!! Now I gotta catch up!
Sorry! I decided to let my domain expire and go the free route. In my defense, I had a warning up and new link posted on the old site for like 2-3 weeks before I moved!
Comment by solitaire — December 16, 2006 @ 9:59 pm