My friends Mimi, Trace, and I went to this club last night that’s a popular Tuesday night spot. If you go to this same club on a Friday it’s plain wack…it’s empty and the DJ sucks.
We made it through the night without (much) incident, but going to the club CAN be annoying.
Before we even get both feet out of the car, some drunk guy tells us that we shouldn’t go in there because all the guys will be locked up by next week. Then he tells us that he’s 52 (he was clearly no older than 40 and even that’s a stretch) and happily married…then he proceeds to recite his home & work addresses in case I ever want to "stop by." Okay…lol.
Mimi meets this guy and he tells her that he doesn’t go out much but tonight he’s celebrating. What is he celebrating? The birth of his child of course! People find ANY reason to go to the club. If you want to go out just go! Please don’t use your poor infant as an excuse b/c your ass should be at home changing some diapers or something anyway. Mimi ran away from him with the QUICKNESS LOL.
I could never get into the Club Uniform thing. I’m not saying that a woman should wear jeans and sneakers to the club, but aren’t thigh boots and mini-dresses with the back cut out a tad bit much? And then there are the girls wearing midriff tops with low-rise jeans showing the crack of their ass. Most of them are thin so they can get away with that, but it doesn’t mean that they should leave their belts at home. I KNOW they feel the cold air hitting their asscracks yet they don’t bother to pull their pants up. Perhaps I’m just more of a Plain Jane and out of the loop completely…or maybe I see things more clearly when I’m the designated driver LOL.
In theory, the club is the worst place to meet men, but in practice I’ve had worse luck in the grocery store & at the gym. I met a couple of guys last night who were not stupid-drunk, could hold conversations that didn’t involve "nahmean," childless, degreed, etc. All of the loser aspiring-rapper types seem to frequent the produce section of the grocery store in my ‘hood LOL.
Anyway, I feel like poo b/c I only got 4 hours of sleep. I think the office will be closing early today so maybe I can go home and catch a nap!
I say “nah-mean”, nam-sayin? Nothing wrong with that, nah-mean. It’s the hotness, nam-sayin? In fact the best part of every sentence is likely nah-mean, nam-sayin. Nah-mean? Nam-sayin?
Comment by sonnyredd — November 22, 2006 @ 1:33 pm
Yeah! I saw tons of women in the club with next to nothing on and I was wondering how they managed to walk from their car to the club b/c it was 30 something degrees last night.
Comment by Serenity23 — November 22, 2006 @ 1:34 pm
my friend wants to drag me out tonight…im so not feeling it…i used to club on the weekdays when i was 18 and 19..i dont do it anymore LOL its TOO MUCH
Comment by Peach — November 22, 2006 @ 2:30 pm