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September 20, 2006

News Headlines that’ll Make You Laugh Out Loud | # | Randomness — K.unwrapped @ 3:16 pm

Panda Bites Man, Man Bites Back: Man in Hosipital
A drunken Chinese migrant worker jumped into a panda enclosure at the Beijing Zoo, was bitten by the bear and retaliated by chomping down on the animal’s back, state media said Wednesday.
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Man plummets 50 feet to grab missing $20
Mark Giorgio figured a 50-foot fall was worth $20. Giorgio, 47, was counting his money Monday while walking across the U.S. 41 bridge over the Manatee River when a $20 bill blew out of his hand and flew over the rail.
He followed. And plummeted 50 feet into the river.
Then he swam about 100 yards to fish the bill from the water.
"I got my money back, hell yeah," Giorgio told the Sarasota Herald-Tribune. "Twenty bucks is a lot of money when you’re broke."
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Police use MySpace.com to find 27 vandalism suspects
Bensalem police said this morning that they intend to arrest and charge three adults and 24 juveniles with 1,500 acts of graffiti that caused more than $100,000 in damage throughout the township over the last year.
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  1. >”I got my money back, hell yeah,” Giorgio told the Sarasota Herald-Tribune. “Twenty bucks is a lot of money when you’re broke.”

    Comment by Jules — September 20, 2006 @ 6:14 pm

  2. *snicker* those were great

    Comment by MzNewAgenda — September 21, 2006 @ 9:56 am

  3. I’m laughing my behind off at the guy bitting the panda back. I’m off to read the rest of the article. LMAO!

    Comment by Honest — September 22, 2006 @ 11:55 am

  4. I’m laughing my behind off at the guy bitting the panda back. I’m off to read the rest of the article. LMAO!

    Comment by Honest — September 22, 2006 @ 11:57 am

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