Why don’t guys who drop off of the face off the earth stay buried within whatever black hole they fell inside of? Lately a couple of dudes have popped up outta NOWHERE and expect everything to be cool. Die NOW please!
My cell phone rang last night and some strange number popped up so I cautiously answered it. Dude on the other end was like "what’s up girl?" I’m like, "um, who the hell is this?" He says, "It’s [insert jackass’s name here]. Damn, has it been that long?" I say, "it definitely has." We met maybe 2 months ago, ran into each other at the same club once, and talked on the phone a few times. I didn’t think much of it but I do delete numbers from my phone that haven’t been used in months. He starts the conversation with the typical male bullshit, "hey, I’m sorry I haven’t been hitting you up but I’ve been busy w/ studying for the GMAT and work and stuff." I swear all men read from the same handbook. If you have time to take a shit, you have time to return a fucking phone call.
What I want to know is why do guys do that dumb shit? If you’re gonna stop calling me then STOP CALLING ME. Don’t pull a disappearing act for a fucking month then reemerge to beat me over the head with some bullshit b/c trust and believe that if I haven’t heard from you in that span of time then you are the last thing on my mind. I get annoyed easily, if yall can’t tell lol. But I didn’t flip out on him or anything. He asked if I was going out and I told him no b/c I had just started cooking dinner. Then he said something about me not inviting him over for dinner to which I responded "three’s a crowd." Hehe.
